Bob's Guild Ball Blog

Hello Guild Ballers! Welcome back to my blog where I will shortly touch on 2 games I played this evening. In the morning I packed up all my guild ball and left for work.  No Idea what I was going to field later that evening, I asked the interwebs over social media ( Facebook ) what the worst 6-man team (guild only, so no union) was that they could think of.   (Also hinting at not pitching farmers (As I don't own them + all reapers = no fun to be had), Hunters (as they are unassembled and unpainted) or Blacksmiths (since I left the handy 6-man box at home - unpainted). This was the first team opted by Mike Smith: Captain: Seasoned brisket Mascot: Coin Player 1: Fangtooth Player 2: Hemlocke Player 3: Grace Player 4: Harry the hat As I had all players in my bag (Grace unpainted and with an arm that fell off and Seasoned Brisket only half painted) I thought: why not.  I started reading the cards, knowing I'd face the Blacksmiths as they come in Box 1 (Anvil, Sl...

Hello Guild Ballers!! I know I'm behind on my match reports...  so far behind I have no recollection of some of the events...  But today I'll be catching up!  I had some notes, written down previously of my 50th game, so this might be an ok read...  Expect the quality to go down after this report though... I hope to make good on all this starting from my games I'll play march 11th in Gent, where I'm attending another tournament! Today you'll read about a drinking contest I had, kinda. I agreed to play another brewer team in my local gaming store.  I wanted a fun game myself so I decided I would field whatever my opponent did not bring to the table.  I also opted to stay away from Union. Here's what my opponent fielded: Tapper - Quaff - Mash - Stave - ogSpigot - Hooper. This was left for me: Esters - Scum - Friday - vSpigot - PintPot - Stoker. We rolled to see who got to kick/receive; I had to kick the ball towards him on his choice. I kicked with Frid...

Harmony busted open te door.  Hammer, sitting with his back to the door, didn’t flinch, yet seemed to know who just came flying in.  “So, what news, did your sister manage to claim Victory without me?” Harmony was crying.  “She did.” She sobbed. This made Hammer turn towards her. “Whats the matter girl?” “The bear ate away at her, her legs are smashed, mauled!  No way she’s going to play guild ball any time soon!”  Harmony flung herself around Hammers neck sobbing away at his chest, hiding her face as he raised from his chair. “I’ll go talk to the guildmaster then.” Hammer said “I’ll seek out the one who did it and I promise you, Harmony, We’ll bury a sledgehammer in their skull.  Tell me about it.”  Hammer pushed Harmony away, grabbing her by the shoulders and holding her at arms length.  In between blowing her nose and sobbing away Harmony told Hammer of what had gone down on the pitch. ...